Mega Gripe

WOW! They always say it's the "best friend" or the cousin. In my case, it was the "seamstress." How was I to know that when I took my boyfriend over to her house to have her hem his trousers, she and he would hook up (behind my back, of course)? The only satisfaction I get is in KNOWING that she isn't the only one he's seeing. She is a complete lush and a fool but in her defense she was a good seamstress.