Mega Gripe

I once had an employee who thought it was great fun to play when I was not in the office. Eric even got so bold as to sit at my desk and use my phone for personal calls and eat food out of my desk. One day I was rummaging through my desk looking for a box of expensive chocolates I had bought as a gift for one of the employees who was about to retire, only to be told that Eric had eaten them the day before. Sure enough, security cameras confirmed it. I decided to get even by having my wife make a batch of brownies with laxative in them. I made sure I sat them on my desk and then left my door open. Sure enough, the plate was empty and Eric was sick a couple hours later. I fired Eric from the other side of the bathroom stall, and it made my week!